Top Ten Rule Changes I Would Like to See in Summer League.
Thomas Taylor, Marc Vandra, Mark McKay, Eric Gingold, Daniel Spicer, John Vassalo, Tim Bonn, Christian Hoyt, Amy Mendelsohn, and me.

1. Handicap fast players by forcing them to carry slow players.
2. Each player is allowed one bounce pass per half as long as he/she yells 'skipsies' before throwing.
3. Allow women to carry BB pistols to get the attention of male teammates who repeatedly look them off.
4. During lightning storms one player per team will be picked at random to wear a large metal antenna on his head so that the rest of the players can continue playing without fear.
5. To get the games started by 7 PM schedule the games for 4 PM.
6. Beer relays @ Halftime.
7. The team that is late getting 7 on the line must surrender their beer to the team that's been waiting to start.
8. Strip" Ultimate is allowed.
9. To help get the games started on time, hire a bunch of sheep dogs to herd people.
10. Sheep dogs who do the best job get free bagels
    

References

Mark Mittins Mildly Amusing Home Page
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