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Ten Rule Changes I Would Like to See in Summer League.
Thomas Taylor, Marc Vandra, Mark McKay, Eric Gingold, Daniel Spicer, John
Vassalo, Tim Bonn, Christian Hoyt, Amy Mendelsohn, and me.
- Handicap
fast players by forcing them to carry slow players.
- Each
player is allowed one bounce pass per half as long as he/she yells 'skipsies'
before throwing.
- Allow
women to carry BB pistols to get the attention of male teammates who repeatedly
look them off.
- During
lightning storms one player per team will be picked at random to wear
a large metal antenna on his head so that the rest of the players can
continue playing without fear.
- To
get the games started by 7 PM schedule the games for 4 PM.
- Beer
relays @ Halftime.
- The
team that is late getting 7 on the line must surrender their beer to the
team that's been waiting to start.
- Strip"
Ultimate is allowed.
- To
help get the games started on time, hire a bunch of sheep dogs to herd
people.
- Sheep
dogs who do the best job get free bagels
References
Mark Mittins Mildly Amusing Home Page
http://members.aol.com/mittin/index.html
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