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Ten Reasons Why Ultimate is Better Than Sex
- When
playing ultimate you are expected to finish up in under ten seconds.
- You
can wear a skirt when you play ultimate and nobody thinks your a pervert.
- You
don't get slapped for saying, "What a beautiful stack!"
- Much
tougher to get a sexually transmitted disease keeping a disc's distance
from your defender! (hopefully)
- It's
OK to play a few points and rest until YOU feel ready to go again!
- Unlike
sex, ONE Powerbar is usually enough to get through an Ultimate game!
- You
drink the beer AFTER performing!
- The
deeper you go, the less likely you are to be looked off.
- Grass
stains beat rug burns.
- Ultimate
is to 15; herpes is forever.
References
http://mm.isu.edu/pipermail/ultimate/2000-March/000194.html
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