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Top Ten Reasons Why Ultimate is Better Than Sex

  1. When playing ultimate you are expected to finish up in under ten seconds.
  2. You can wear a skirt when you play ultimate and nobody thinks your a pervert.
  3. You don't get slapped for saying, "What a beautiful stack!"
  4. Much tougher to get a sexually transmitted disease keeping a disc's distance from your defender! (hopefully)
  5. It's OK to play a few points and rest until YOU feel ready to go again!
  6. Unlike sex, ONE Powerbar is usually enough to get through an Ultimate game!
  7. You drink the beer AFTER performing!
  8. The deeper you go, the less likely you are to be looked off.
  9. Grass stains beat rug burns.
  10. Ultimate is to 15; herpes is forever.

References

http://mm.isu.edu/pipermail/ultimate/2000-March/000194.html